February 2012
blackdiamondboner:
i can translate:
“where is the airport
WHERE IS THE AIRPORT
WHERE IS THE AIRPOOOOOOORT.”
wHEN WILL THIS NOT BE FUNNY
Austin.
Omfg
this is still way to perfect. i actually die. (via blanklove)
For a second, I actually thought I meant something...
My Mind: You're disgusting
Me: I know
My Mind: You're hideous
Me: I know
My Mind: You're fat
Me: I know
My Mind: You're a failure
Me: I know
My Mind: You're stupid
Me: I know
My Mind: Everyone hates you
Me: I know
My Mind: I hate you
Me: I know
boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
Someone: Are you crying?
Me: No, my eyes are taking a fucking shower
LOOK AT THE GAME MAKERS
katnss:
theantiroxy:
katnss:
(gif by r-e-d-u-c-t-o)
playin with touch screens and shit
“hmmm let’s bring the temperature up to 45 degrees in the upper forest”
“is district 5 girl dead yet? she is now”
damn
“hey steve did you see this flower i planted here”
- “that’s nice jim”
“no steve you’re not looking”
Jim/Steve, my Game Maker OTP
i’ve made an OTP
i’ve made an OTP